Sunday, September 12, 2010

Did you think that was fun? Because trust me you won't have that much fun until you discover oral pleasure.

Last week I watched the 2009 comedy away we go starring John Krasinski and Maya Rudolph as who are going to have a baby. So they travel around north America looking for a good place to live. I did not think it was that funny.

He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn.

Last week I watched the 1952 comedy Road to Bali starring Bob Hope,Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour. Though out the film both Hope and Crosby fight over Lamour well trying to escape death.This is not one of Hopes best comedies.But it's still pretty good.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.







last week I watched the Dark Knight With Christian Bale as Batman where along with the help of Harvey Dent played by Aaron Eckhart and James Gordon played by Gary Oldman they must ride Gotham city of all criminals. They manage to get all but one The sick and crazed Joker played by Heath Leger. Micheal Cane and Morgan Freeman are both reasons this film is good. Leger beats out Nicholson,Romero and Hamill who played joker in the animated t.v show. He is by far the best Joker ever. Here is Cane's line as Alfred.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Tell us of the accommodations in steerage, Mr. Dawson. I hear they are quite good the only good thing in this overrated peace of junk.

Last week I watched The 1997 James Cameron Titanic. It stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a poor 3rd class passenger who falls in love with Kate Winslet a rich 1st class passenger. The film is too long they should have shaved 30 or 40 minutes off that would have made it much better. I thought the sinking was cool. Join us next time for Titanic 2 the sequel Jack comes back.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Life out of Blanace



Last week I watched the 1982 film Koyaanisqatsi by Godfrey Reggio with the music conducted and composed by Phillip Glass. The film shows what life is like in nature as well as in the big city. It shows jobs in the city such as making cars and also jeans. It is the best visual film hands down.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Why don't you shut your face, boy?


A few days a go I watched one of Clint Eastwood's worst films Every Which Way But Loose. I believe I have found something worse then Steven Segal's On Deadly Ground. The film is about a trucker who is also a big fist fighter. He has a pet orangutan named Clyde. I think that if a film is in the comedy genre it should be funny because this one is not. The only funny part is when they had been fighting and puching each other in the face for 10 or 15 minutes and all they had was a cut on there lip and a bloody nose. I will never know why such a film this bad was so popular.